SO as not to be outdone I'd like everyone to know my postman's name is Tony,who lives in Midsomer Norton.He's just delivered a set of 100% pure silk boxer shorts in a leopard skin print from China..I'm going to have a wonderful evening wearing them and listening to my record (when I Was in New York I admired a shop that had a sign saying…
SO as not to be outdone I'd like everyone to know my postman's name is Tony,who lives in Midsomer Norton.He's just delivered a set of 100% pure silk boxer shorts in a leopard skin print from China..I'm going to have a wonderful evening wearing them and listening to my record (when I Was in New York I admired a shop that had a sign saying I sell records not wall coverings I.E vinyl)by Telly Savalas with his all time classic"A good time man like me ain't got no business singing the blues"
This will be accompanied by a bottle of Mogan David's extra heavy Málaga wine ,with lime juice and soda.
To top it off, I'll educate myself with that classic American book on economic theory ,"Think big and kick ass"by one Donald J Trump(I think it was in collaboration with Irma Klutz but can't be sure).Yippee Kay yay .
SO as not to be outdone I'd like everyone to know my postman's name is Tony,who lives in Midsomer Norton.He's just delivered a set of 100% pure silk boxer shorts in a leopard skin print from China..I'm going to have a wonderful evening wearing them and listening to my record (when I Was in New York I admired a shop that had a sign saying I sell records not wall coverings I.E vinyl)by Telly Savalas with his all time classic"A good time man like me ain't got no business singing the blues"
This will be accompanied by a bottle of Mogan David's extra heavy Málaga wine ,with lime juice and soda.
To top it off, I'll educate myself with that classic American book on economic theory ,"Think big and kick ass"by one Donald J Trump(I think it was in collaboration with Irma Klutz but can't be sure).Yippee Kay yay .
See, that's what happens when Jacob loses his seat. Somerset is flooded with leopard-print man-panties. That Dan Norris has a lot to answer for.